Today we thought it would be fun to come up with alternate slogans for different companies, products, or organizations and then have you all see if you can come up with something better. See if you can come up with other alternate slogans for any of the entities that we’ve posted or feel free to add new ones. Can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with!
Fox News: Reassuring rednecks that they're not as dumb as everyone else thinks they are.
Fox News: Short, shriveled, and always to the right.
Taco Bell: Make a run for the bathroom.
Taco Bell: Made from 100% penguin regurgitation.
Subway: Eat Less.
Yahoo!: Not quite Google, but certainly not Bing
Facebook: We own you.
Berkshire Hathaway: You cant afford us... no really, you cant.
Beef: It’s what used to be for dinner before the economy tanked.
The Guest House St. Anthony: We're not that kind of hotel anymore.
Bear Sterns: It beats gambling.
M&M's: They only melt slightly faster in your mouth than in your hand.
The Department of Motor Vehicles: Your balls are in our hands.
The Department of Motor Vehicles: Communication is not our strong suit.
Harrah’s Casino: You bet your ass.
The United States Air Force: The sky is the limit… literally.
The Federal Reserve: Trust us. We're economists… come oooooon.
The Federal Reserve: Helping government help banks help other banks that help corporations help investment firms securitize your mortgage to make a profit on your money.
Mastercard: There are some things that money can't buy, but with Mastercard you can run up enough debt to get you close.
D & L Cleaners: There's a reason you haven't heard of us.
TMZ: Like MSNBC, but for grown ups.
Baby Ruth: Everyone’s favorite joke.
Coca-cola classic: Ironically better in Mexico.
NASCAR: We cut break lines to boost our ratings.
NASCAR: Come waste your Sunday with us.
Picketts Bambinos: Try every flavor of our meat filled donuts.
Cafe Rio: Utah and Idaho's sick idea of Mexican food.
Costa Vida: Terrible. Especially considering the price.
McDonalds: We'll see ya when the mcrib comes back.
The US Postal Service: Email for the elderly.
MTV: Our commercials are full of music!
MTV: Selling out is what we do best.
The History Channel: We'd change our name to "Ignorant Modern Day American Current Events" but we already made all these stickers with the old logo.
The History Channel: What's past is past, for now ICE ROAD TRUCKERS, WOOOO!
Written by Jack and Luke Thomas
Marlboro: "At least it's not crack!"
ReplyDeleteBET: "Segregation with a twist."
Joseph A. Banks: "Our 80% discounts make up for over pricing everything 80%!"
NASCAR: "We know left, we no right."
24 Hour Caskets: "You'll sleep like a baby!"
MTV: "It's a Jersey thing."
Myspace: "This isn't Facebook. You can make your name 'YoUnG MoNeY! BiG PoPpA 713!!' all you want."
Nike: "Sure it's unethical. But it's cheap."
Toyota: "Try us. You'll be stuck like our brakes!"
hahahahaha!!!! thanks jeff. for being the only creative reader of the day. my favs are your first 3. more to come tomorrow folks!
ReplyDeleteSo I won the contest? I was told the prize is you and Luke's respect. It's about time.
ReplyDeleteJeff! you are ON!!! hahaha! Yes you definitely won the contest. You should write an article and we'll post it:)
ReplyDeleteWallmart: No matter how much money you save here you will never buy class....
ReplyDeleteAce Hardware: The friendly ripoff place.
Woman: I am not sure why I am upset, But it must be your fault.
The Couch: The most desired of the least desired places to sleep.
The Ex GF: Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
Healthy relationship: Two forgetful people.
University Education: Why YES I was stupid enough to "bang my head" against an unheeding ideas for multiple years.
"C-": A whole lot better than Tommy Boy ever did.